Project: Doors
HR approved this one
 ### Hello, everyone! We'd like to introduce you to our **Inflatable Employee **. This cutting-edge shop item inflates into a life-sized, Employee-shaped balloon when deployed. It emits sounds and pulls enemy attention away from your team. It's a great way to buy a few precious seconds when things get hot. But, this decoy isn't indestructible. It can only absorb 1-2 hits before it pops and becomes unusable, so ** keep your inventory stocked and ready to go**. Onboarding complete. Now go put your new hire to work. 
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