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Hello, everyone!

We'd like to introduce you to our Inflatable Employee.

This cutting-edge shop item inflates into a life-sized, Employee-shaped balloon when deployed. It emits sounds and pulls enemy attention away from your team. It's a great way to buy a few precious seconds when things get hot.

But, this decoy isn't indestructible. It can only absorb 1-2 hits before it pops and becomes unusable, so keep your inventory stocked and ready to go.

Onboarding complete. Now go put your new hire to work.