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The Meme-Wright Competition Winner!

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The Meme-Wright Competition Winner!

Hello Everyone!

The votes are cast. We now have a winner for the Meme competition. Congratulations to user Zeyr0 for their meme titled "The Late Night Town Hall Grind" inspired by the construction in the middle of the night that must be annoying all the villagers.

Honestly, there is nothing quite like the soothing lullaby of a wooden mallet against pine at 3:00 AM. Just look at the face in the window... that is the look of a lord on a 72-hour crafting bender who knows exactly what he's doing.

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As the runner up, we have CJ_Remix with their more off-fence-ive meme titled "Why devs, why!" begging the question: Why is it that I can construct a perfectly engineered, multi-tier medieval town center down to the exact millimeter, but the second I try to build a simple wooden fence, all the building logic just goes straight out the window?

I'll be spending the next three in-game days trying to close a one-inch gap so the bandits don't just waltz right in.

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A huge thank you to everyone who jumped in and shared a laugh with us! This was way too much fun, so we will definitely be doing another one of these very soon.

Also, just a quick heads-up: we will be at Gamescom 2026 this year! If you are attending, be sure to keep an eye out for our booth and come say hello!

Until next time,